I'm posting this under duress. In fact, someone has a gun to my head right now, yelling: "Write monkey-boy! Write!".
Well, there you go....Are you happy now? My blog is now 50% uglier. This space had so much potential, but now it features this useless pseudo-celebrity and her disturbing baldness.
Is Britney Spears the first person in the history of the universe to ever shave her head? Well, based on the nauseating amount of attention the media has been giving this "story", I'd have to say yes. Yes she is. Will this prompt millions of angst-riddled teenage girls to do the same? Probably not. Why not? Well, none of them give a shit about Britney Spears any more. There is hope for the youth of today after all. Now we just need to break the news to Britney's agents and publicity people. Hopefully she will go away for good and I never have to pollute this page with pictures of her again.
I think it will be a nice change for her though. Paris Hilton won't have to hold her hair the next time she vomits up all the vodka, painkillers and enchilladas after a long night of child neglect. Ah, that Britney...Always thinkin'....
Well, there you go....Are you happy now? My blog is now 50% uglier. This space had so much potential, but now it features this useless pseudo-celebrity and her disturbing baldness.
Is Britney Spears the first person in the history of the universe to ever shave her head? Well, based on the nauseating amount of attention the media has been giving this "story", I'd have to say yes. Yes she is. Will this prompt millions of angst-riddled teenage girls to do the same? Probably not. Why not? Well, none of them give a shit about Britney Spears any more. There is hope for the youth of today after all. Now we just need to break the news to Britney's agents and publicity people. Hopefully she will go away for good and I never have to pollute this page with pictures of her again.
I think it will be a nice change for her though. Paris Hilton won't have to hold her hair the next time she vomits up all the vodka, painkillers and enchilladas after a long night of child neglect. Ah, that Britney...Always thinkin'....
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Ya wanna bet someone tries to sell hair on e-bay and claim it came from Britt??
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