Saturday, March 17, 2007

It's St. Patrick's Day. I'm Drunk. Of Course.


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day" - Frank Sinatra

I am 1/16th Irish. That's right. My uncle's best friend's neighbour owns an Irish Setter and I drink. A lot. In fact, I am drinking a lot right now. I've been known to go weeks without a shower, I eat potatoes more often than can be considered healthy and I have an instinctive hatred for the British. The fact that I wasn't born in, nor have I ever been to Ireland is irrelevant. Being 1/16th Irish isn't about heritage. It's a state of mind.

I also speak a little Gaelic. I'm not quite fluent, but I know enough to earn some street cred in my local Irish pub. Here's some basic phrases to keep handy this St. Patrick's Day:

"Ta spionaiste i do fhiacla!" - "Another Guinness, wench!"
"An bhliain seo nach, me ar longin" - "I've pissed my pants. Again."
"Tiernanog orna niech min i fichten!" - "I'll kick all of your asses!"
"Ghoid Leipreachain mo bheoir" - "The evil leprechaun stole my pants."
"Pog me, Is sortin eireannach tier ma crib" -"Let's go back to my crib and play 'hide the shileighle.'"

In the spirit of this great celebration, here's a little Dropkick Murphy's (aka The Greatest Band on Earth)....



Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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